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Spongebob Squarepants 

1) Sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
2) A surprisingly funny cartoon on Nick, in the spirit of Ren and Stimpy minus all the gross-out humor.
I was sure Spongebob would be another sub-Rugrats moronfest, but it actually is quite clever, appealing to kids and adults alike. Good stuff, believe it or not.

Spongebob Squarepants 

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Cheesebob Squarepants 

Commonly misrepresented as "Spongebob Squarepants", Cheesebob is a cartoon character who lives under the sea, and has an impressive array of friends.
Nobody really knows why Cheesebob was changed to Spongebob when he clearly is not a sponge, but a block of cheese.
Charlie: Dude, I can't go to the library with you, Cheesebob Squarepants double-bill is on at 5pm!

sketchbob squarepants 

(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.

synonym: sketchy
Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.

Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.
Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.
Squareface by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018
To be squaready is to be as boring as a square, but ready for anything.
Man for a professor he's pretty squaready for any of our shenanigans.
Squaready by Lokinario March 19, 2015