faneece Share definition Flag A very large man with at least 5 rolls and 7 chins. A faneece frequents fast food joints such as McDonalds and Burger King all hours of the day. Holy shit did you see that faneece on the bus? Her ass took up 2 chairs! faneece by MOIKOOO September 27, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the faneece mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch