techonolgy

The study of people who do not trust technology. These people (Techo: combination of tech echo) are known for following up an e-mail by phoning, ostensibly to "see if you got it," but are echoing the exact contents of the e-mail, thus rendering it redundant and annoying the shit out of you.

Jamie: Have you seen that recent report from Geek Weekly about the Techonolgy 101 class at MIT?

Sara: No, but I'd be interested in finding out why people insist on asking me if I got their e-mail. Unless there is a massive system failure, I got their e-mail. I just chose to ignore it.

by JalWilly August 28, 2009

Tongue Technology

A term used by Agust D fans when Suga raps super fast and destroys the fans world. Makes everyone shook "Ill send you toHong Kong with my tongue technology"

"Did you see him rap? He used his tongue technology!"

by MinYoongiFanGirl May 23, 2018

tongue technology

a term created by Min Yoongi aka AGUST D aka SUGA, that describes how his rap is fire and that everyone shall bow to the holy mixtape.

AGUST D: "Sending listeners to Hong Kong with my rap, my tongue technology"

ARMYs: *dies in excitement*

by anunusualalien August 30, 2016

ICT DustCloud Technology (DustCloud)

In the Information and Communication Technology (ICT) industry, ICT DustCloud Technology (DustCloud) is typically an ICT Cloud product that is announced to a potential customer, but does not yet exist nor may ever exist. Alternatively, it is also an ICT Cloud product announced as owned/branded and provided by an individual vendor, but actually on-sold/leased from another ICT Cloud provider, similar to the telecommunication services on-selling model.

Does this company own and operate its own ICT Cloud infrastructure, or are they an ICT DustCloud Technology (DustCloud) provider?

Does this company actually have ICT Cloud infrastructure and services, or is it simply ICT DustCloud Technology (DustCloud)?

by S.Mc, HN & WD August 1, 2016

South Hudson Institute of Technology

A reference to the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY. Cadets at the academy who do not want to be identified as such will say that they are from the South Hudson Institute of Technology (i.e. SHIT) when asked where they attend schools.

Where do you go to school? Oh, I go to the South Hudson Institute of Technology.

by sferrari17 August 14, 2010

Fashion Institute of Technology

A state university of New York where students fall into four stereotypes: bitches, hypebeasts, drag queens, and normal people. A “tobacco free campus” where people will smoke right next to the signs saying not to. Basically an all girls school and half the population has tinder because of it. Always trying to find NYU guys to get into frat parties. Only college campus where you can’t show up wearing pajamas to class.

Person 1: OMG you can to the Fashion Institute of Technology?? Can you make me a dress??
Person 2: sorry I’m actually a business major.
Person 1: They have that?

by studentx57j June 11, 2019

Tom Cruise Technology

(TCT) n. Term referencing the height enhancing effect of shoes with a particularly thick heel/sole. Shoes employing TCT are typically worn by males who are vertically challenged. Derived from MBT (Masai Barefoot Technology) - a brand of footware which employs very thick soles - often bought by small men under the pretence that it is good for their posture.

Ride attendant rookie: Wow, Tom's looking rather tall. I didn't think he'd be tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

Ride attendant manager: Don't be fooled son. Look at those heels. He's using Tom Cruise Technology - or "TCT's".

Ride attendant manager (to Tom): Oi! Not so fast Maverick! Go feed your need for speed on the teacups.

by rocksigneous July 30, 2009