An infection Ginni Thomas allegedly gave Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to keep him hospitalized while the story of her
Q-Anon texts to the former White House Chief of Staff
broke on the
news.
This infection starts in the mouth (eww) and quickly spreads to the brain, which may explain why he was the only justice to cast a dissenting vote on the release of White House records to the Jan 6th committee with nary an explanation.
Some theoretical cures are: ear plugs, separate bedrooms and an attempt to grow a spine.
Anita Hill was called to make a comment but she
just laughed and hung up.
Justice Thomas was hospitalized with a bad
case of Ginnigivitis. He
will need to remain in quarantine from his
wife if there is any hope for a cure.