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Term used to describe online-marketing, web-strategy, killer-startup cheerleaders. Frequently think that putting ***three asterisks*** around their Craigslist ad will make a difference. Overuse the verb "to rock." Oblivious to their abuse of the exclamation point. Reside mostly in California, in San Francisco and San Jose. Generally a source of annoyance but also the world's primary supplier of free schwag.

If you see Twitter as a venue for public relations, or as an audience eager to hear news of a post on your "blog," or if you talk earnestly about "social media," or can read Techcrunch, or actually listen to the Gillmor gang with a straight face, you might be a webcock.

A neologism first coined by Dean Allen in, of all things, a Twitter post. Explicated in more detail on his website Favrd.
"Here's a webcock project: spend a little less time analyzing Twitter and a bit more time fucking amusing me with it. Let's drill down, boys!" (Merlin Mann)
webcock by Orin Zebest May 16, 2008
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Wet Cock Syndrome 

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.
Marketing fanboy (or fangirl) who is constantly trying to create buzz for the "hot new thing" online. Considered annoying by those looking for some beef with their sizzle. (Coined by Dean Allen @ www.textism.com.)
"Did you see how Scoble is webcocking FriendFeed lately? It's really not that cool!"
webcock by Tom Faulhaber May 16, 2008

Wetdocked 

The art or docking a racing shell without the aid of a traditional dry dock for the rowers and coxswain to get in and out on.
"The dock was very busy so the coxswain commanded the crew to wetdocked at the beach to get to the race on time"
Wetdocked by chuckiebutternet November 20, 2009

WetSockBoi 

WetSockBoi is wetsocKsad
WetSockBoi by Yohanss Sucks October 14, 2020
When you wake up with your dick still wet from the sex the night before.
Hey Ryan, how did last night go with the girl?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?
Wet Cock by Ajrod180 January 21, 2022