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lobeless 

Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.
Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.
lobeless by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008
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lobeless 

an artist from New York who is missing the same earlobe as Vincent Van Gogh.
Yo, did you see the artwork for MC Comeczechmi's album? Lobeless did it, you know Rob.
lobeless by silverface July 13, 2009

Lobeless Cunt 

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled
Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back
Lobeless Cunt by BigMarto November 16, 2020

Lily Loveless 

An obsession amongst teenaged lesbians.

Known for her role as Naomi in the UK tv series Skins where she played a lesbian character.
"Who's that chick all over your Tumblr?"

"Oh that's Lily Loveless".

Lily Loveless 

Lily May Loveless (Born May 1990 in Haringey, London)1 is a British actress, best known for her role as Naomi Campbell in teen comedy-drama Skins.
Jack: Does Lily Loveless have a FB page?

Sally: No, but she should get one though so she can please us fans!

Jack: I know let's make her one!
Lily Loveless by onlywicked_rest February 26, 2009

loveless 

A person without any kind of love. A loveless person.
She was very loveless about her life.
loveless by Mars124 May 2, 2019

Lamp(loveless) 

The school for the smart kids that idiots like to diss because they know they have no chance of getting in, or were rejected from because of examples when someone can find a donkey that can spell better than they.
LAMP @ Loveless(Lamp(loveless)) has more grants than normal schools have graduates.
Lamp(loveless) by Fey-chan October 29, 2006