Willardism 

For the path of life is long, but if thou stayest in bed often, and chillax your soul as is the way of the willard, you shall find peace.

Dude, I just recently changed to a Willardism church, and its way chill. You get to sleep and relax your way into heaven.

Willardism by wmurphy707 July 2, 2009

willarding 

The act of putting 15 or more goldfish in one's mouth at a time.

Look at that guy over there he is sure willarding.

Yeah look at him.

willarding by lksajdhfja March 27, 2012

flying willards 

A rage enhancing substance, sometimes used for angry masturbation.

If one is taking a course in Anger Management, please, refrain from the use of Flying Willards.

<"You may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards. Also, if you are unable to stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.">
<"Without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating, I don't see how that's possible.">

flying willards by MeBeGreen April 29, 2008

willards

Random pubes left unattended.

D-Lo, are these your willards on the soap in the shower? They're brown and curly!

willards by Balls 06 May 22, 2006

Clare Willardson 

The most amazing, beautiful and awesome girl you will ever know. She is always nice, and has strong morals. She is the perfect woman. Everyman will fight to get her but only one will succeed. She is the worlds perfect woman. Sexy yet cute fun and lovley. She will always be new and you will never get bored with her. She is perfect.

Im in love with clare willardson.

Clare Willardson by iamawesome1212 September 22, 2011

willardesque 

1) pertaining to the dog, willard
2) an adjective to describe anal intercourse
3) pertaining to the famous philosopher whose work with the new sexual revolution prompted a revival of interest in sex involving rear entry.

That porno tape was rather "willardesque"

willardesque by willardluv December 3, 2003