handnae

a mom who eats fruity pops and rotten bananas for breakfast with hobos at the park bench.

dude,your mom was eating some nasty shit with my real dad at the park today. shes a definate handnae.

handnae by unicornsarerealandsexy June 23, 2009

handnanny 

A non-gendered term for masturbation.

"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."

"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"

"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."

handnanny by handninny January 25, 2013

Handnazeyezaner 

How some people pronounce the word “Hand Sanitizer”.

Matt heard kincaid say do you need any handnazeyezaner he said yes because he knew he was talking about hand sanitizer.

Handnazeyezaner by FoundationOfMispronouncedWords May 30, 2018

Handnex

This is simply the act of using your hand as a kleenex during awkward times where any kind of tissue/toilet paper/paper towel/gum wrapper is nowhere to be found. The handsnot is then wiped on something else, usually one's sock.

Man, I had a cold last weekend at Bertha's parents' cottage and pulled a handnex right in front of her grandmother. She handed me a used maxi to wipe it on, what a saint.

Handnex by Langebone June 9, 2009

handnesia 

Handnesia is when you owe a guy money, but you give him a handjob instead of paying him, so he "forgets" you haven't paid him

Didn't Kill owe you $40?
Yeah, but she gave me a handjob the other night and now I don't want to ask her for it because she'll think I'm cheap.
She got you with the old handnesia trick

handnesia by Your fav yogurt throat puncher November 6, 2023