pocket asian 

An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.

Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh

pocket asian by BishiBower September 10, 2009

pocket asian 

A petite Asian girl.

Wow check out that Pocket Asian leaning on that rice rocket.

pocket asian by Richard Christensen December 20, 2003

Asian Hot Pocket 

Before having sex with a chick, you take a shit in her vagina then you proceed to fuck her.

Dude this chick I was with last night wanted me to give her the Asian Hot Pocket.

Asian Hot Pocket by cope_man October 25, 2009