tooth fairy 

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

tooth fairy by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

tooth fairy 

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.

Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!

tooth fairy by amy, yo August 12, 2007

Tooth Fairy 

That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.

Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;

Tooth Fairy by It'sALie August 22, 2010

Tooth Fairy 

A Gay Dentist

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"

Tooth Fairy by John W Booth April 8, 2010

tooth fairy 

while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy

It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.

tooth fairy by jimmy martin December 9, 2003

Tooth Fairy 

As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.

Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.

Tooth Fairy by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010

Tooth Fairy 

One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.

Gay Dentist

Tooth Fairy by Ben's son January 21, 2004