Man Mess

Synonymous with male ejaculate, cum, "jizz" or a "nut". Refers to the ejaculate fluid as a whole, not just the sperm. It is a particularly good word to use when you are trying to describe a situation in very disgustingly detailed fashion.

Dude 1: Howd it go with that slut last night?
Dude2: Bagged her bro! She totally sucked the man mess right out of my jizz tube!

Dude 1: So I was beating of yesterday and blew my man mess all over my keyboard!
Dude 2: I don't want to hear that shit!

Man Mess by theREALharryjones August 9, 2010

Man Mess

Semen; Sperm; Ejaculation

I cannot wait to spread my man mess all over her face.

Man Mess by Billyho99 May 2, 2009

mess of a man 

The act of a person being really, really, high or drunk
so much so, you act just downright sloppy

that fool loves the liquor, he's a mess of a man

mess of a man by David Simpson September 29, 2005

don't mess with my man 

When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.

Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.

don't mess with my man by Arthur34 April 23, 2017

M.M. ( my mess, my man) 

The man that once I met I didn’t ever wanna live without. A little bit of Haif naked but almost famous. Mixed with East 10th street. A non Latino non white hood rat that every time he kisses me gives me chills. He makes me feel alive, someone I didn’t know How much I loved until I learned how much he truly loved me.

That JDP is my soul mate. We are M.M. ( my mess, my man) s for life! He is my mess, my man.... ( Ten street , dime life , throw it up)

M.M. ( my mess, my man) by M.m. March 23, 2020

message man 

Some one you shouldn't talk trash to about someone else

Please use discretion when you're messing with the message man

message man by Iddybiddy January 7, 2017

Messy Man 

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.

It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!

Messy Man by Cragnon December 8, 2021