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scouser's passport 

A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road
"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"
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An electronic device from the Dragon Ball Z series that is worn on the left ear with a heads up display lens that sits over the left eye. In the series, a scouter's primary purpose is to calculate the individual power level or ki concentration of biological characters. Scouters also serve the purpose of gathering information or interstellar communication.
Nappa: Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level?

Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!

Nappa: WHAT 9000?!
Scouter by DoomShizzle May 24, 2009
A combination of the words scab and booger. They are the scab-like boogers you get in your nose, you have to kinda scrape them off and generally hurts, and sometimes they bleed a little tiny bit.
"Ow! I just picked a gnarly scooger out of my nose, and it hella hurt to get out!"
Scooger by Radassical February 25, 2008
The first piece(s) of toilet paper used to wipe your butthole. The scouter will determine the viscosity, amount and consistency of the faeces having to be dealt with. After analysing the fecal matter on the scouter, one can assemble a "game plan" on how to further deal with it.
A good scouter is multi-layer folded toilet paper, which can handle even the worst of situations.
Just took a massive dump, couldn't believe my eyes when the scouter said there was nothing to be found. Feels good man.
Scouter by Umadbroski July 10, 2010
British

Someone who comes from Liverpool
scouser by Earl Crumpet December 11, 2002
a private school pupil,
usually from a rich family, that goes to an epencive private boarding school
oh i'm dating Fredric, he's a scodger ;)
scodger by cbear7227 April 22, 2011