dyslectric

like dyslexic, but instead of a reading problem, it refers to someone who has problems with computers. Or with technology in general.

I'd get a webcam but i'm so dyslectric I probably couldn't get it to work.

dyslectric by jammboy April 14, 2009

Dysleftic 

The condition of a person who cannot tell left from right

"It took us an extra hour to get here because Sue is dysleftic and can't read directions."

Dysleftic by Micotomy July 29, 2012

Dyslexthick 

A cross between dyslexia and general stupidity. Even if the words didn't dance around the page for you, you would still be a moron.

"George is dyslexthick. Even if he has a writer in the exam he still wont know any of the answers."

Dyslexthick by Wyatt Quank November 1, 2016

Dislectic 

How fucking dyslexic retards spell dyslexic

Luke: im dislectic
Benjamaiiiin: (fucking dyslexic)

Dislectic by THICC boi bob September 24, 2021

Dialectric 

A spastic that is always getting stoned

Jimmy is dialectric

Dialectric by Hshwjsjsba ah July 2, 2022

Dyslectifation 

Chopping off someone’s legs.

‘The dyslectifation was due to happen the next day’

‘I will dyslectifate you’

‘He had been dyslectifated’

Dyslectifation by Leothelinguist December 7, 2023