hfr 

High functioning retard. A "special person" who almost passes muster but makes you glace askance at them and blink rapidly once they open their mouth. (e.g. an evolutionized idiot).

Mary: "Hello, On-Star, I locked my keys in my Kia."
On-Star Operator: "Ma'am, please pull on the handle and step out of the vehicle. Daym you're an hfr girl."
Mary: "Inaudible gurgling".

hfr by mackometer June 18, 2009

HFR 

He Fucks Redheads. The origin of this comes from the early days of the vikings, when all the most desirable females were red headed. It was originally Ha Frook Rutabaga, but over the years it has developed into what is known as today.

Blonde chick: Yo that dude is damn fine! Do you think he'd go for me?
Friend: No, HFR...
Blonde chick: Shits.

HFR by FrYend October 30, 2010

HFR 

Handys from Randys

Dude did you hear JP got three HFRs last night?

No but I did hear that he got some serious dome.

HFR by Clark Daving April 6, 2009

HFR 

Acronym for Huge Fucking Router. Cisco denied this internal name was used, instead insisting that HFR stood for Huge Fast Router.

You can view all sorts of video on the Internet thanks to HFR's -- HUGE FUCKING ROUTERS!

HFR by pokeystad March 9, 2010

HFR 

Health, fitness, and recreation. It's a high school course, but it's probably used in more than just high school.

I get HFR credits for doing darts.

HFR by dontyattmedale May 1, 2019

HFR 

Heavens final rival

I think god hates me i must be HFR

HFR by AuDy-HFR January 12, 2022

HFRM 

Hand Fire & Rim Massage. What you receive at a "legitimate" massage parlor. The hand fire is a quick version of jerking off, and is not to be confused with the much slower "hand release." A rim massage is self explanatory. Both can be done independently but work best together. Pronounched "Hef-rum" or "Huff-rum."

"Hey ya know something? I got a quick hand fire and rim massage from that legitimate massage parlor down the street." - Carl

"You gotta love those asians. they give the best HFRM's" - Carl

HFRM by linenmaster December 1, 2011