Modoc
A modoc: what a gangster says when he refers to his boating dock; where a gangster docks his boat(s)
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Life of the party! Modoc is the type of person to make anyone’s day from his boisterous personality to his lively attitude. He has the power to make people feel special and to be their best homie. If you ever meet a Modoc never let them go, knowing that they are a one in a million type a guy.
Yo Modoc you looking fine my dude!
(Whispering)
Person 1: yo did you see my man walking down the hall?
Person 2: yeah bro I bet he’s getting ready for his line of dates
Persons 1&2: Hahaha
(Whispering)
Person 1: yo did you see my man walking down the hall?
Person 2: yeah bro I bet he’s getting ready for his line of dates
Persons 1&2: Hahaha
Monoclephobia
Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”
Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
Monoclephobia by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021
Monoclephobia
Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”
Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
Monoclephobia by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021
Monocle'd
She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.
Monocle'd by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018
Muddy Monocle
The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.
Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.
Muddy Monocle by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011
Monocle Smile
When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
Monocle Smile by Old Spice Guy July 15, 2010