Goat'd

To give a statement of fact that appears to be ludicrous or obviously incorrect, given for the purpose to elicit an outrage from the surrounding audience.

Sam: "Look, this is ridiculous, no one good in the NBA has ever worn number 23."
Will: "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!? MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!!"
Sam: "You just got goat'd!!!"

by Will and Sam February 18, 2009

goat'd

1) A gratuitously homosexual technique of evoking a strong contradictory outburst pertaining to the falseness of the previous statement.
2) An act typically preformed prior to or after cheering "WHAT WHAT? IN THE BUTT!"

goat'd

by Mr. Pilkington February 24, 2009

i'd fuck a goat

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009

I’d fuck that goat.

When someone suggests trying something new and you’re low key down to get after it, no questions asked.

Friend #1: “We should do a shotski at the top of the double black diamond run.”
Friend #2: “Shirtless.”
Friend #3: “I’d fuck that goat.”

by Turnantur March 23, 2024

I’d fuck that goat.

Agreeing or volunteering to do something that might ruin one’s reputation because it’s worth it nevertheless.

Friend: I read some people dip their Oreos in ranch.
Me: I’d fuck that goat.

by ProfessorRock March 23, 2024

Trey D. Goat

He’s the best account on Twitter and the realest niggas you’ll ever know. He is the best Yoruichi supremacist and has superior taste in all media, overall he is THE goat.

Trey D. Goat is the goat

by Trey D. Goat November 26, 2023

Trey D. Goat

Trey D. Goat, the twitter account of an 18 year old man named Trey. He’s the captain of the BBC Pirates and well known for his great taste in anime, as well as his immaculate tales. Many people consider him the goat of underground anitwt.

Trey D. Goat is the greatest on anitwt

by Trey D. Goat January 15, 2024