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Matamata 

(Maori for Swampland Swampland)
Sad Lonely little town in North Island, New Zealand. The only entertainment is Fights outside Broadway Burger Bar on Saturday nights when the only pub closes and smoking tweed. The biggest local club is the Matamata dole blugers club which has many members. The people are an angry lot so watch yourself but your be best to get yourself to the bus stop if you ever find your self there its up by the KFC (run boy run!!!).
Man its sucks living in Afganistan but at lest its better than Matamata.

I went to Matamata the otherday all the bitches were bare foot and pregnant and all the dudes wanted a rumble.
Matamata by Gookboy November 30, 2003

Matamata 

THE BEST TOWN ON EARTH!!!!!
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Another word for AWESOME!!!!
DUDE! You've never been to Matamata!?
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DUDE! Her tits are so Matamata
Matamata by Nothsa Eyl October 31, 2011

Mathmatard 

Someone severely lacking in mathmatical skills.
"Can you calculate the tip? I'm a mathmatard."

mathamatamatics 

"I'm semi I stay automatic, money add then multiply, I call that mathamatamatics"
mathamatamatics by canyoudont? March 15, 2021

Matamaüae 

The action of stroking or masturbating yourself between the ass cheeks of a bigbootie lady.

It comes from the Tainos (indians from the Caribbean) it was made as a sign of love and erotic pleasure.

It is like the russian for big titts woman made between the but cheeks Matamaüae.
Hey Lisa let me Matamaüae that ass of yours!

Bro I love making russians said Jerome. Meh I prefer Matamaüae replyed Anton.

That ass is so thick I wanna Matamaüae the shit out if it!

Baby do you mind me making your bootie a Matamaüae sanctuary?

Nothing turns me on like a Matamaüae in the foreplay!
Matamaüae by Koschka August 23, 2016

mathamatatics

After finishing her mathamatatics homework, she decided to take her dogs for a walk.
mathamatatics by Ghost8841 March 5, 2021

Mathmatastic 

That was Mathmatastic!
Mathmatastic by Skywalker227 December 11, 2018