mug handle 

an erection trapped painfully in tight blue jeans

we kissed and it gave me the most painful mug handle ever.

mug handle by Darko Mashev February 5, 2009

Mug Handle 

A sex position for the male that invlves shoving his own dick up his own ass, and in order for it to be a mug, a gay guy or his girlfriend has to hold the “handle”

“How was it last night?”
“Oh, it was amazing! She held me like her coffee cup!”
“What?”
“She mug handled me!”

Mug Handle by ThaManWithBaconInHand May 23, 2018

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug

When you have been used multiple times by people

This is the third time you have spoken about me behind my back, you may as well “stick a handle on me and call me a mug “

Stick a handle on me and call me a mug by Alfred Stanley July 15, 2019