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Pestling 

A sexual practice involving the insertion of a pestle (a traditionally wooden and/or ceramic implement used with a mortar for crushing herbs and spices)into a bodily cavity of one's partner in order to provide sexual stimulation.
Best not attempted directly after being used for the preparation of pepper or chilli. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
I gave her a pestling while she flicked the bean.

Also Pezzling, if you want to sound ghetto.
Pestling by MrLRJ January 29, 2009
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peestling 

An act of failed whistling which sounds more like a father trying to coax his little son to pee. Utterly tuneless and downright annoying. Should be banned at public places and be deemed a CRIME
1) My stupid colleague cannot stop peestling, although he has no young son who wants to pee and he himself is already 40 yrs old.

2) Stop peestling, you idiot!
peestling by estherz09 January 7, 2014
To offer one's affection to a member of the opposite sex in a rather blunt and direct manner.
Last night, he was pesting a well fit bird...
Pesting by Bara-jar February 12, 2006
To annoy someone by making the same request repeatedly.
The contractor was pesting us for an assignment. He called our office 3 times today.
My sister is pesting me to play games with her.
Pesting by TerminallyRory February 23, 2017

pestolinguini espachini 

a type of food only the mario brothers eat, goodluck finding the recipe :)
ay mario we should have some of the special linguini
ah of course
the pestolinguini espachini