A description for one who has a brilliant mind and superior intellect accompanied by a boarder line creepy obsession with true crime and or all things mystery. They are probably bad at geography and measurement conversions, but what they lack in skill they make up in witty banter.

Hey, you listen to the Mystery a la Carte podcast too? Oh man, we're total creepophiles!

Creepophile by macultra March 20, 2019

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Creepin Jesus

Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.

They call him Creepin, Creepin Jesus.

Creepin Jesus by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2019

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Creepjacketing

What you accuse someone of when they call you creepy cause u beat your wife and kids, get divorced, and feign mental illness to skirt paying child support on your disability checks.

"Bob is creepjacketing me, this isn't fair! My bitch wife had it coming!"

Creepjacketing by Big Old Steve January 3, 2022

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creeperfie

when you act like you are taking a selfie but are secretly taking a picture of someone else in the area. then you crop yourself out and have a picture of said hottie or celebrity. combination of creeper and selfie

what!!! i just walked by ozzy osbourne! let me take a creeperfie so i can show everyone what just happened!

creeperfie by christiaanity December 26, 2014

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