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Hopsicles 

1. Possessing the quality of 'mad hops', also known as an amazing vertical leap. A description for person(s) possessing these insane physical jumping abilities. (Ex: James White, Nate Robinson)

2. A Nickname for persons possessing these insane jumping abilities.
1. Oh ****! Did you see that? Motherfucker's got some Hopsicles!

2. AHHHHHHHH my ***** Hopsicles over there just posterized that skinny ass white boy!!!
Hopsicles by Jimmy Broo January 11, 2009
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Hopsicles 

Popsicles made from beer - 100% more hops than normal popsicles
Who wants Hopsicles?
Hopsicles by Stanley875 February 4, 2010

hotsicle 

Someone who meets two requirements. Firstly, being exceedingly attractive, and secondly being exceedingly cool. Someone who is a hotsicle, typically has lots of friends who admire him/her (or alternately are envious of him/her). Any guy or girl in a relationship with a hotsicle tends towards being very lucky in the short term, but runs a risk of being extremely unlucky in the long term, as hotsicles also generally are not the brightest people around, and lack key principles where relationships are concerned.
Guy 1: Man... Did you just see that girl that walked past us? I'd hit that in a new york minute.

Guy 2: Are you kidding? I agree she's a hotsicle, but you know what they say about those...
hotsicle by Turkey Boy January 31, 2008

Hopsickles

Alternative Spelling for "Hopsicles"

1. Possessing the quality of 'mad hops', also known as an amazing vertical leap. A description for person(s) possessing these insane physical jumping abilities. (Ex: James White, Nate Robinson)

2. A Nickname for persons possessing these insane jumping abilities.
1. Oh ****! Did you see that? Motherfucker's got some Hopsickles!

2. AHHHHHHHH my ***** Hopsickles over there just posterized that skinny ass white boy!!!
Hopsickles by Jimmy Brookz January 11, 2009

melting popsicles 

1. Katy Perry's euphemism for causing an erection (as seen in her music video for "California Girls"). 2. an ice cold sweet treat (a.k.a. a popsicle) liquefying due to some source of intense heat (such as the sun or Californian sun-kissed skin). 3. possessing skin so perfectly tanned and unblemished that it is equivalent to flirting shamelessly without even speaking a word.
1. "Damn. She just melted my popsicle."

2. "I'm in the mood for a popsicle but it's so hot out I don't want to deal with the mess if it melts..."

3. "You're skin's great! Just go to the beach for a few days, and you'll be melting popsicles in no time."

4. "Watch out! California girls have sun-kissed skin so hot they'll melt your popsicle!!!"

nigger popsicles

when it is too cold to steal
nigger popsicles by Micr0nutz January 15, 2007

Sex and Popsicles 

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.
"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."