ballzonia 

Fine dining of italian genitalia.

Last night my girlfriend asked me what we should have for dinner and I said " how about a helping of ballzonia?"

ballzonia by Opus November 20, 2003

Balloonia 

The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.

Kid loses balloon.

Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!

Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!

Balloonia by Really?????? June 30, 2010

Ballzarian 

A crazy gorilla that runs around naked in the wild. ballzarians are also bludgers.

Look at that little ballzarian running around, he has the hair of a gorilla

Ballzarian by Mawey July 30, 2019

Balloonishness 

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

Balloonishness by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

water ballooning 

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

water ballooning by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

balloonimous 

Of or like a balloon.

He had become so completely full of himself; his head was balloonimous.

balloonimous by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

Ballzinis Blowpop 

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

Ballzinis Blowpop by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007