torque wrench

n. A standard mixed drink, very similar to the screwdriver, except replace the vodka with everclear. It'll get ya drunk!

"After a night of many torque wrenches, I felt like one of them opened another asshole I was unaware of.

by Gord-O Jones December 16, 2008

Japanese torque wrench

A claw hammer

This bolt is seized, if I had a japanese torque wrench I could break it free.

by Scottrogolly February 25, 2010

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

by Bearfucker June 5, 2014

reverse torque wrench

Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'

I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV

by Bearfucker June 5, 2014

Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025