mother in law

A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.

Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.

mother in law by Nikki J. September 10, 2003

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

mother in law by SHANNON January 13, 2004

mother in law

A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.

A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.

A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!

A Pain in the ass!

Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

Hi Darlin, me and the lads are going to the shooting range, does your mother want to come?

I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.

Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.

Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.

mother in law by Gary Campbell August 19, 2005

mother in law

A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.

My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax

mother in law by lucija July 2, 2006

mother in law

your wife's mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.

the wife's mother came around yesterday. I knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.

mother in law by mike read August 13, 2003

mother in law

Simply put, a Bitch

I hate my mother in law.

mother in law by Josh Platt December 11, 2003

mother in law

Mother of spouse. Self rightous, beastly, female entity. Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. She Who is Evil. The Heartless One.

After his mother in law's week-long visit, Rob had to call an excorcist and bathe himself in Holy Water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.

mother in law by Super Gerbil! September 4, 2003