Awesomeness in its purest form
used to describe something indescribable
Orgin:
Braxzilla originated as the ancient egyptian god of Pants Parties. It was believed that praying to Braxzilla would get them laid and prevent famine and disease. They built temples in his honor and held rituals involving drinking, dancing, and the offering of all their cannabis sativa, silver, and women.
Dude 1: I got a date with Susie tonight
Dude 2: Better pray to Braxzilla first!!
Dude 1: Most definatly!! I am trying to get a hobjob out of this.
A very obese human being (at time of post, we have evidence to believe that this human being is a female) of puerto rican descent who resides, or had resided in the Bronx and is extremely rude and belligerent to the human race.
John: "Excuse me, but do you have a pen I can borrow. My dying father is in the emergency room, and the hospital needs me to fill out an insurance form."
Lorraine: "What do I look like to you? Some kind of shitty-ass ball-point ink producing factory??? Get outta my way, before I sit on you and use you flattened remains as a slug for a coke machine!"