bistro

Fancy word for a place that serves food.

Jeff and Tina ate at one of the bistros downtown. However, due to Jeff's insatiable appetite, Tina gave him something else to eat.

by adrawer September 27, 2008

Bistro

The best at what you do

I'm the bistro in the rap game.

by Bigg $ March 4, 2019

BISTRO

The man who gets all the hoes

Damn look at that nigga BISTRO so inspirational

by PAPI BISTRO April 15, 2021

bistro

This what you say when you don't what your parents to know that you mean bitch.

You stupid son of a bistro!

by jmc_2005 July 31, 2005

bistro bum

A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.

Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?

BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.

by MJG-2 September 27, 2008

bistro cafe

hipster for shitty restaurant with ok food

Theres free wifi in the bistro cafe so we can instagram our meals.

by lord farquad the tall December 25, 2013

South lake Bistro

Some horrible food they use to feed the south lake football players and it made them lose every game

Bro the south lake bistro killed solid D

by Soild D June 2, 2020