Miyagui

A very old gay, retarded security guard that lives in a walking closet and masterbates while watching the surveillance cams

I saw a miyagui masterbating in the bushes!!

by R. Morales August 27, 2008

miyagi grip

A tight pussy.

Tom: So how was she?
Bill: She had a miyagi grip
Tom: Niiiiiiiiicee

by fajitaman89 January 17, 2009

Seno Miyagi

Seno is the Director of the Science Division of Second Earth. He is insistant towards the high council about keeping Marlene from being omitted so that she can remain as partners with Yuji on the battlefield.

Seno Miyagi discovers a link between the B-cells and the sleepers, and implements an experiment. Later he learns that there might be a deception by the High Council and organizes "The Ark," an underground organization to stop the experimentation of the B-Cells.

Seno Miyagi is a fucking badass. Definitely one of my favorite characters from Blue Gender.

by Dancing with Fire June 21, 2011

big body miyagi

A slang term used often in the video game NBA 2K. It defines when a player often the center sets a good screen making the defender have a hard time getting around. Popularized by YouTuber “nadexe”.

Set me a big body miyagi so I can get this bucket

by Thegvrboy December 4, 2018

mister miyagi

Badass lunatic life teacher for Whinelelson in the first 3 karate kid movies. Not only was he untouchable in a fighting (save one Chozen cheapshot in karate kid 2), he was able to put up with Whinelelson's constant crying and moaning through 3 feature length motion pictures.

The other night mister miyagi put me in an arm bar while he made passionate love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

by Efaglef July 5, 2008

Waxy Miagui

To penetrate the inner ear canal with the penis shaft repeatedly. Or to listen to rubbish constantly.

Scott: yeah I can't believe those guys
Anneliese; yeah they filled my ear with waxy miagui

by acl551 February 27, 2015

Sweet balls Miyagi

A fancy and exciting new way of saying "yeah sweet" or "great idea".

Other uses include a substitute for: "I agree", "Yes I will", "That sounds great", etc.

Allows the user to freestyle with their own mashups of the phrase, eg. "Sweet balls Miyagos" / "Sweet balls Miyaaag".

Often used in conjunction with the exclamation "WAX ON, WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!".

Always abbreviated in text form as "SBM".

1. Kid after taking his first shit: "I DID IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi"

2. Kid after graduating college: "I MADE IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi, WAX ON WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!"

by Madmancloak September 27, 2011