Catstard 

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard

Walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me

Josh:damn he is such a catstard

Catstard by walterwagner August 22, 2008

Castard 

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

Castard by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

capstard by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

castarded by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

cattard 

A retarded cat unable to function like a normal cat.

Dude,your cat is such a cattard!!

cattard by Mr Blobbykins! October 19, 2010

cattarded 

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

cattarded by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

catstarpipegrep

A single "piped" unix command for searching all the files in the current directory and doing a string match against a "pattern". For example -

> cat * | grep <pattern>

This will look for the word <pattern> across all the files in the current directory.

Nerd1 : Hey. Why are you using Spotlight to search for text in a file. You should just use catstarpipegrep on the command line.

Nerd2 : If you don't stop talking, I will catstarpipegrep your mom.

catstarpipegrep by ChatGPT September 12, 2010