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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
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The Sons Of Virgins 

This group Consists of Modest Pelican (their leader), And the stealtho gang. Which consists of Stealtho Marto, Stealtho Fieldo, Stealtho Crosby, Stealtho Carbo, Stealtho Symo, Stealtho Robbo, Stealtho Maddie, (and a few more I believe). They are the ultimate gangsters who promote Christianity and keeping your purity. Modest Pelican (also known as Papa Peli) also ensures people stay hydrated and is one of his most prominent beliefs. And they’re the most feared gang in all of Los Santos.
Non-Virgin Loser: Who’s the most powerful Gang in Los Santos
Me: I guess you never heard of The Sons Of Virgins
The Sons Of Virgins by 10 Am February 22, 2021

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Soonie, Doongie, Dori 

Soonie, Doongie, Dori are Lee Minho's cats (not the actor) who is a member of the kpop boy-group Stray Kids. Remember that he has 3 cats. THREE CATS.
Person 1: hey what are his cat's names?
Person 2: soonie, doongie, dori

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soonhoon 

When a joker and a cute fluffy person who is evil inside get shipped together
“They look so soonhoon”
soonhoon by Woozily December 29, 2017