Nutbeam 

A laser shot from ones testicles

I am going to laser you with my mighty, mighty nutbeam

Nutbeam by Golf Disc August 18, 2008

Nutbeard 

A particularly hairy scrotum.

I can't put talc on my scrotum it will turn my nutbeard white.

Nutbeard by Goat-boy23 September 7, 2011

poop nutbean 

Poop nutbean is a phrase that can literally replace any word. It originated as a knock at the surname Nutbean (cheeky Brits chided at the name Nutbean since the reign of King Edward 1st, known as 'The hammer of the Scots') The joke was deciding what the funniest given name could be: coco nutbean, pea nutbean etc. But of course, as clever as those may be, there is nothing funnier than being named poop. Alas, poop nutbean was born.

Patrick - Poop nutbean! I forgot to pick up my little sister from school.

Ron - Shit man, you really poop nutbeaned this time.

poop nutbean by trisaratop May 4, 2011

Nutseam 

The elevated seam of skin that remains where the ballsack was welded shut.

Oh my. Your nutseam becomes very pronounced in this chilly weather, Mr. Lindstrom.

Nutseam by biologistroll August 7, 2010

poop nutbean 

A derogatory term that one exhales when they have fucked up, or the situation is fucked up. Poop nutbean typically replaces "shit" or "oh fuck" in public situations.

Flo - Your call is important to us, please hold...

You - Poop nutbean! As if I'll hold, dumb twat.

poop nutbean by coco111 December 5, 2010

nutbam 

When a theoretical Asian bams his nuts on you displaying his higher intelligence. Derived from Vietnamese.

I just got a nutbam trying to connect bluetooth.

nutbam by Electronics101 November 15, 2019