a male who was gifted by god with a nice package in his pants but HAS NO FUCKING CLUE what to do with it.
or how to use it.
he thinks simply
getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that
getting hard is the same as getting her off.
and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.
because he's that gat damn clueless.
THE
OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.
homegirl: girl, y u so angry?
you: motherfcukin big dick tellin me he know how to break me off.
homegirl:
ain't that a bitch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and
called it a night.
homegirl: i
heard that...