scruntum

Dr Ravindran Samuel Nathan Esq.

Rohan: "Ravindran is a scruntum".
Ethereal voices: "We concur".

scruntum by Slunny June 22, 2008

Scrumtum 

V; to ejaculate or use your penis in any other way than sexual pleasure.

Also note the spelling change of "scrumtoad" when used in past tense (not participle).

Your mom likes it when I scrumtum for a bit before sex.

Scrumtum by They call me Jesus June 29, 2007

Scruntul

Scrotum + Grundul

Mike: Yo Stonathan, my wife was pegging me last night and she pulled on my nuts and I burst like a fire hydrant.

Stoney: Dude, next time have her massage your Scruntul and you’ll erupt like Kilimanjaro.

Scruntul by Stoney69 January 19, 2019