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doughnut hole 

a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.
BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.

FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..

BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!
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doughnut hole 

Ay dog yesterday i split this doughnut hole wide open.

Doughnut Hole 

The act of taking a ferret or weasel and shaping it into a doughnut shape and fucking the center of the animal.
Person 1: Hey Mikey, where you going?
Mikey: I gotta doughnut hole Pualy! Be right back!
Doughnut Hole by Jnolz November 14, 2010

Powdered Doughnut Hole 

The act of putting cocaine on a finger and then sticking said finger into ones own or another person's asshole
Dude, I was so tired this morning that I needed a powdered doughnut hole just to get out of bed.
Powdered Doughnut Hole by BPS5 February 2, 2012

City Hall Glazed Doughnut Hole 

Felching an elected official in chambers.
To achieve the funds from the city necessary to build the new soccer fields, the community activist will need to give the mayor an entire box of city hall glazed doughnut holes.

Glazed Doughnut Hole 

When a full term pregnant woman is getting fucked missionary and the guy plasters his load all over the summit of her bulging pregnant belly, subsequently by the force of nature the white hot goo flows down the sides of the ''doughnut hole" thus creating the glazed doughnut hole, available in many flavors including, chocolate, oriental, white chocolate, and spicy.
Dude i tell you, Hailey is a filthy animal. She let me make her a glazed doughnut hole last nigh. The she scraped the glaze off of her belly and ate it.
Glazed Doughnut Hole by Jkrider4x4 January 20, 2024

Biting doughnut holes

The act of your asshole clamping down on a seat so tightly From fear that a hole is made in the seat
John: wow we almost hit that car.
Jim: yeah i was so scared I biting doughnut holes