squerpes 

Rare disease that is transmitted when sexual contact occurs between a human and a small, bushy tailed rodent.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe i got squerpes.

Guy 2: Well what did you think would happen when you were fucking that squirrel?

squerpes by Dinosaur Penis April 12, 2008

Squerpes 

A case of herpes so severe that your genitals begins to squirt gooey projectile vomit uncontrollably.

I went down on a rotten looking weiner with a bad case of squerpes. Now I'm blind with eye herpes.

Squerpes by ejthegr8&pwrlss December 9, 2011

sqerpes 

sqerpes is basically spiral herpes. and it makes for a great come back. =D

dan: ahh matt your such a bender

matt: yer well at least i dont have sqerpes.

viewing crowed: oow dan u just got dosed

sqerpes by TAMESKATE April 19, 2010