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A complete and total asshole who boofs liquor faster than you and always tries to kill himself when he drinks
Uh oh, looks like he grabbed his gun again after that last shot of bourbon... what a classic air wick
Air Wick by TheOneTrueHamMan July 20, 2019

Canadian air wick 

When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass
You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick
Canadian air wick by D0minatr1x October 10, 2020
A sexy birb that flies and loves flying and loves running and is sexy.
Wow airwick is sooo epic :o
airwick by AirwickBirb August 27, 2020

Airwick Shit 

A shit so toxic that even a Airwick air freshener can not dull it's eye tearing effects. A shit this toxic usually doesn't contain chemical compounds, butt rather is nuclear in composition.
Man, that Airwick Shit that you just did in my bathroom is removing the walpaper in my kitchen, plus the Department of Homeland Security is dispatching a Nuclear Hazardous Response Team to clean it up.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026