Poopjerk

The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.

Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk

by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021

poopjerk

The process of pooping and jerking off at the same time.

Person 1: "Did you see Michael yesterday on his birthday?"
Person 2 : "Yeah, I saw him poopjerk into a garbage can at 3 am. "

by Roznerisafiend May 8, 2022

Poopjerk

Poopjerk- Wehn you take a dump and then rub one out right after while your sitting down.

Dustin Brull poopjerked into the toilet.

by Brettbeyer2002 January 16, 2008

poopjerk

One who masturbates while taking a crap.

Jorge has been in the can poopjerking all afternoon.

by hardon69 October 13, 2007

pooperkins

1) a name reffered to your lover when you are talking to them on the phone when you are on the toilet.
2) a cheesy nickname when you are madly in love and need to use the toilet badly.

" I love you pooperkins, I got to flush the toilet now, bye! Love you!"

by Kim- AKA: Windi July 24, 2005

Poop Jerk

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025