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soccer ass 

the butt of a female soccer player that is usually big and sexy. most guys love this because it gives some cushion during butt sex.

usually comes from lots of running and practices many times a week
"Dude, look at that girls ass! It's amazing!"
"It looks like a soccer ass. She must play a lot of soccer"

soccer ass 

the huge, oddly shaped ass of a person that plays soccer.
normally it sticks out more than it is wide.
"that bitch has a weird ass."
"i know it's such a soccer ass."
soccer ass by Anonymous JB February 4, 2009

Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) 

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those