metrotextual 

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.

I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.

metrotextual by Vers Brown April 1, 2009

metrotextual 

Man who reads feminist literature.

Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"

metrotextual by Scheherazade November 2, 2007

metrotextual 

n. one who spends an inordinate amount of time texting and reading texts.

His/her constant use of cell phones for sending and receiving texts makes one a metrotextual.

metrotextual by dogjams October 11, 2011

Metrotextual 

A man why texts, IMs, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.

-"hey man, what's good?"
-"nm just chillin with Karen ^____^"
-"Dude, that smiley is way metrotextual."

Metrotextual by AMMRVA April 26, 2011

metrotextual 

When a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol's so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
Hence metrotextual..

Have a great day!!! :) or too funny!!! lol lmfao :)-
metrotextual

metrotextual by Beantownboy40 February 22, 2014

Metrosexual 

A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.

David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual

Metrosexual by orangelc October 16, 2010

Metrosexual 

attraction to trains

Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train

Metrosexual by BeamoFan February 28, 2018