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Noobapotamus

A variant on he word noob or nub.

It implies that the person being called it is American and therefore stereotypically fat and aggressive. Which are traits hat hippos also have as well as Americans.

It originated in 2007 Sep 18th when I was bored in school and made up a random word.
American (Out of breath from talking): WTF I just got pwned again.
Non american: Thats because your a noobapotamus.
Noobapotamus by Ryan Riggs October 10, 2007
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Dr. Fake Boobapotamus 

A hot female doctor (i.e. chiropractor) who has had her funbags surgically enhanced.
Wow! Check out the rack on Dr. Fake Boobapotamus!
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026