parksie 

A geek like no other, notorious for bad jokes, security and *BSD zeolotism. 1336. Secks.

Oh no, that joke was BAD, I detect ParksieHumour(tm)

parksie by PHeeSH September 18, 2003

Parksing

Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.

Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parksing by Joseph Buddens Jr May 21, 2021

parkside apartments 

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up

rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

parkside apartments by diaperbabybrother June 7, 2017

Parksism 

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government

Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.

Parksism by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021

parkseidon 

The god of parking lot.
He decides for your cars parking spot,if you can't find a spot,it's better you start to believe him..

-Where the hell are you Casey?!!
-i guess Parkseidon is ignoring me dude,i couldn't find a hole for parking,that's why i am late

parkseidon by hakan ustis September 7, 2007

parkster 

A ship between the two YouTubers in the Life Of Luxury channel, a ship between Parker and Chester who some speculate are dating or in a relationship

I ship parkster, do you?

parkster by Kreeperkorn June 29, 2022

Parbsied 

When someone lures you into a conversation, and you expect it to be quick, but said person doesn't stop talking. The typical "quick minute" conversation turns into non-stop talk-a-thon that makes the listener want to paint the office walls with their own brains. Typically some type of diversion is necessary for the listener to get away.

him/her: "hey, you got a second? I need to talk to you about something.. it'll be really quick."

me: "sure."

him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)

me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*

friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).

Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"

Parbsied by Daddywouldyoulikesomesausage August 15, 2012