Hoodlocked 

The female version of blue balls

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.

Hoodlocked by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007

Hotblocked

When you get blocked by an extremely hot individual from doing something you want.

Susan: I want to go lay out by the pool but there are two athletic girls out there showing off their bikini body's.
Spencer: You just got hotblocked girlfriend!
Susan: What's that?
Spencer: It's like getting cockblocked but the pool is like the person you want and the hot girls are like a big cock.

Hotblocked by Vballer May 6, 2015

hoodwicked 

to be tricked in a hood or ghetto way

for a woman to ask her man to go somewhere for her but in the process she is with another man! {lady pimp}!!!

hoodwicked by naja a January 16, 2004

hoodfucked

Being hoodfucked is like being caught in a difficult situation or in trouble. It is taken from the mental-image of being fucked over the steaming hot hood of a car that just drove from Saskatoon to Regina in the +32 prairie heat.

Tom: Man, my average in Math is 69%!
Grant: You're hoodfucked, dude.

Devon: Man, we have to stay at this assembly until 12:15 and it's TTATT today.
Kirk: Shit, we're hoodfucked!

hoodfucked by kirka boy April 21, 2008

hoodlicker 

A step above window lickers. Essentially the bourgeoisie of the country.

Our fire chief is a real hoodlicker.

hoodlicker by Nine_eight November 13, 2021

Foodlocked 

When you're starving but would also rather die than eat any of the food in your kitchen.

I'm foodlocked but also too broke to order something.

Foodlocked by trojan-mutt February 17, 2023