crando

Crando refers to two different yet fitting concepts. The first being a kung fu move which is capable to execute upon the strike/A specific condition that crawls under your skin and gives you the worst case of the blahs you have ever had. Usually brought on by certain individuals who tend to blend into ones' life from time to time.

"Bruce Lee really held his own against the Shaolin Monk he fought in the last tournament he competed in before he moved to Oakland, CA." Well man, Bruce Lee can probably defreat anyone when he kicks down the crando condition upon his uponents. As water is fluid, the cracks will remain vulnerable."/"Timothy, Jan is extra crando today. She kept popping off about Jesus Christ and Christmas to our boss, who is completely Jewish. How could you send Merry Christmas cards to your office mates that say Merry Christmans. That's fuckin' crando." "True Knocking, ever heard of happy holidays. Cause I don't want a holiday in the sun bitch..."

crando by Timothy Stern August 5, 2007

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cranio-rectal intrusion

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010

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Crankoncile

To make a problem or dilema right with crystal meth.

Dude, I burned his trailer house down. Ill have to crankoncile this foul deed.

Crankoncile by Pseudo Morals October 20, 2018

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Cranford

Cranford is an upper middle class town in north jersey just 35 minutes outside downtown Manhattan. There are many pizzerias and nail salons as well as many Italians and Jews. The setting for the movie Guess Who was filmed here. Downtown Cranford has the world’s largest four-sided Rolex figure. One of their historic houses is said to be one of the stops on the Underground Railroad. Cranford high is know for it’s immaculate sports and athletic abilities. They shop in their own downtown as well as Westfield, Summit, and of course the Short Hills Mall. Their parties are known to be fun yet drug infested which cause chaos with the local town cops. The guys are stuck up and the girls are brats and expect everything to be handed to them especially if they live in the north side of town. Overall a great town to live in and raise a family in especially if you want a good downtown and lots of parks and wealth.

Dude i met such a cool girl last weekend in Nomehegan park, but she’s kinda spoiled and jappy...
Where does she live?

She lives in the north side of Cranford.

Cranford by jerseygirl98 October 1, 2019