qwned 

Superlative of pwned, gaming vernacular. What happens when one utterly humiliates one's opponent to an extent not thought physically possible. For example, at Magic the Gathering, trashing somebody on turn 3 or earlier thanks to utter skill and/or a miseworthy opening hand is an example of qwnage.

Note - Sometimes it is pronounced "Quoned", but I prefer to think of it as "Quooned."

"I utterly qwned that scrub over there playing Sligh. Heh."

qwned by KHD September 13, 2003

Qwned 

From the word pwned, that is from the word owned.

Qwned is when you dominate something, someone, usually used in computer games.

I just qwned this n00b. (I just dominated this newbie)

Qwned by JayZor December 29, 2006

qwned 

A stronger form of the word pwned and much stronger than owned. This is used when someone has been REALLY owned. I mean, like IRS-taking-taxes-out-of-your-paycheck owned.

I just qwned your ass.

qwned by Sekani January 28, 2003

qwned 

1338 way of saying pwn. If you say anything but qwned you are only 1336 and need to re-read the entire cs manual.

Emilio and Fort totally qwned <insert nub here> with their tower of death.

I totally qwned the entire team during their eco round.

qwned by Paralys November 9, 2002

qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiolmjkp 

When you are SOOO bored that you do weird swirls on your keyboard starting from q and going clockwise.

Person 1: Wow I can't believe how bored I am.
Person 2: Oh yeah, how bored are you really?
Person 1: I just typed qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiolmjkp into the search bar.
Person 2: *Visible Confusion*

qwedcxzasrtyhnbvfguiolmjkp by drw_xd October 5, 2020

Qwedcxzasrtyhbvcfguiokmnjpl 

How the fuck did you find this? Are you really that bored you fucking dissapointment. Go do your taxes and get on with your life.

Fuck you Qwedcxzasrtyhbvcfguiokmnjpl

Qwedcxzasrtyhbvcfguiokmnjpl by Chumbyboi December 20, 2019

qwedsazxcrtyhgfvbnuiolkjmp 

when you go in a snaking pattern, repeating it until you got to the edge of the keyboard.

I snaked around and typed qwedsazxcrtyhgfvbnuiolkjmp into urban dictionary, and I DEFINED IT YAY.

qwedsazxcrtyhgfvbnuiolkjmp by Bobthetrainman January 25, 2021