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Shampoo the babys head 

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

Babys on the half-tip 

A phrase used to describe when a person is on the verge of crying, getting upset, bitching, or acting like a baby. Popular phrase among Stoners.
"You ate my fucking shnitzel! Why did you eat my fucking Shnitzel?!" yelled Jerry. "Oh oh, Babys on the half-tip!" replied Andrew
Babys on the half-tip by BongBlitz November 27, 2009

wet the baby's head 

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.
Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

The Babos know who the chabo is

German youth slang roughly translating to "we know who the boss is around here"
"Don't up the price on me now, the Babos know who the chabo is, buddy"

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk! 

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.
1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

The babysitter 

Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore
Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time
The babysitter by SadieWaffles October 17, 2021