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jewterus 

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.
Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.
jewterus by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014
Related Words

Jewerous 

That guy never chips in because he is very jewerous.
Jewerous by ellneph January 11, 2011

jonerous 

Combining the name Jonathan with the word generous....... Because he is.....
Jonathan sure looks out for a lot of people and is very Jonerous with his resources......
jonerous by LemmeF1ndOut April 11, 2020

Jesterous 

to verbally, or physically make a gesture or comment in a jokingly manner.
don't be mad Dan, put the frying pan down! I was only been jesterous!
Jesterous by son of robert July 3, 2009

jewnormous 

when saying something is large and jewish at the same time
Damn Ed, pull up your pants, your ass crack is jewnormous
jewnormous by Tank D January 10, 2005

JENerous 

acting completely selfless when in the company of those named Jen because of course they deserve it. Particularly where drinks are involved, entertainment and fml's are inevitable.
wow look how JENerous she was... 3shots and she's already steamin, as if she needs that
JENerous by gurltothepower November 11, 2010