Census
An official count of the population, carried out every 10 years. It includes details on every member of a household, e.g. name, age, occupation and place of birth.
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Census Man
One who enjoys numbers and statistics. Usually socially awkward.
Ability to sit in a cube for 9-10 hours with only the company of their database system. Can be identified by a nervous tic due to punching in numbers all day and talks to himself due to lack of social interaction. Wears glasses due to eye strain from computer monitors. Thinks pen holders in shirt pockets and 'Members Only' Jackets are cool.
An introvert, and sensitive man who looks good on paper but can't approach women successfully. Also loves surveys and puzzles. However, lacks basic life skills such as hunting, house repairs, and car maintenance.
Likely married, but how that happened is an unsolved mystery.
Ability to sit in a cube for 9-10 hours with only the company of their database system. Can be identified by a nervous tic due to punching in numbers all day and talks to himself due to lack of social interaction. Wears glasses due to eye strain from computer monitors. Thinks pen holders in shirt pockets and 'Members Only' Jackets are cool.
An introvert, and sensitive man who looks good on paper but can't approach women successfully. Also loves surveys and puzzles. However, lacks basic life skills such as hunting, house repairs, and car maintenance.
Likely married, but how that happened is an unsolved mystery.
Census Man by ComputersHateApostrophes June 15, 2009
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census christian
A person who claims to be a Christian but the only way anyone could tell is because the person is listed as 'christian' on a census. the person claims to be a Christian but lives in no way like one.
Ha! She's a Christian? More like a Census Christian! She lives without the slightest regard to anything Christianity is!
census christian by blambam June 16, 2010
Census Anger
Any anger arising from filling out a census form, whether due to aggravation by flatmates for humour, or otherwise.
Greg-You filled out your information on the wrong census form you idiot, you'll have to do it again
Chris Cross-God damn it. I have so much census anger
or
Higs-What is the internet number for the online census?
Greg-Its at the top of your form
Higs-No its not
Greg-Hahaha sucker
Higs-I am so census angry right now
Chris Cross-God damn it. I have so much census anger
or
Higs-What is the internet number for the online census?
Greg-Its at the top of your form
Higs-No its not
Greg-Hahaha sucker
Higs-I am so census angry right now
Census Anger by Chris Cross March 5, 2013
Census Rape
To edit someone's online census form while they are away from their computer with the hope they will submit it without seeing the changes.
Miller: Have you seen Charlie lately? I'm lost without him.
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...
Census Rape by GrandMasterT May 16, 2011
Census announcer
Someone that talks about census results or something most people besides lawmakers don't pay much attention to in a mix of boxing, baseball, and horse racing terms. Soon they will have the Mexican sports announcers making this stuff sound exciting and interesting if too many people start to do it, and part of hell will break loose, which is concerning.
The city came out of the gate swinging on their census results and didn't quit until the census bureau was hesitant to send more investigators, since they kept getting beaten by residents. The census bureau got knocked out by the numbers, and the census announcer was there to keep everyone covered.
Census announcer by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Major Census
A census enquiry by all the major governing bodies of the world It holds the statistical data of economic trends, goals, developments and means on the next coming era of mankind. Also refers to an unseen gaming entity AKA: Maj, whom inspires the online gaming community with his or her words. Some of the content which being is almost poetic.
1) The British government every few years does a "Major Census" on it's public and it's subjects. The system has been in use since the 13th century and is studied by elitist superpowers.
2) Doing a "Major Census" is related to an online glitch of disappearing into thin air / or going MIA, or is an indirect reference to the Doomsday book.
3) "SB Major Census" - watching from afar.
2) Doing a "Major Census" is related to an online glitch of disappearing into thin air / or going MIA, or is an indirect reference to the Doomsday book.
3) "SB Major Census" - watching from afar.
Major Census by Marquess Schimell October 15, 2006