Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.

"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

Spoon cock by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

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Cock Spoon

You know when you give your dog some peanut butter for that good sensation? You've become a Cock Spoon.

Boyfriend: Hey... I think we should break up
Girlfriend: What? Why!?
Boyfriend: Well, my dog gives better Cock Spoon's than you...
Girlfriend: Oh... so that's how it is

Cock Spoon by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

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Related Words

Spoon cock • Cock Spoon • Spook Cock • Spoondock Saints • spoon • spoon licker • spoon head • spoon burner • spoon boy • spoon feeding

Spook Cock

The spookiest of cocks.

That man's got a spook cock.

Spook Cock by ComposedGecko June 7, 2025

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Spoondock Saints

(1) A game in which two men dress in Irish Garb and spoon.
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints

Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.

Spoondock Saints by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008

Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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