The most loyal, thoughtful and lovable gal. Once you meet her, you'll never want to let her go. She's a gem, with beautiful gleaming eyes that will light up your life
A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.