mississippi mudfinger 

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003

mississippi mudslinger 

A drink in which you do a shot of cheap alcohol and chase it with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I got so drunk on mississippi mudslingers last night that I rusty tromboned four guys.

mississippi mudslinger by elrapist January 18, 2011

Mississippi mudslinger 

A she shed whore next door that will fuck your husband And throw rocks at your car

That stupid ass Mississippi mudslinger. She was fucking out there again. Throwing rocks in my car. Quit fucking that whore

Mississippi mudslinger by North 13th January 17, 2025