internet 

a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.

what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing

internet by BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh July 19, 2009

Internet 

A place where kids go and never grow up.

Little johny has been on the Internet for 7 years now, he's 17 and acts like a 10 year old.

Internet by noobkiller55 September 6, 2012

Internet 

A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.

Internet by The Minus January 17, 2005

Internet 

welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

no one is real on the internet....

Internet by wicked awesome! August 17, 2008

internet 

A series of tubes that lead to a portal to Hell.

That may be the best explanation of the internet yet.

internet by Charles Cornwallis October 21, 2008

Internet 

1.) The only reason 99.9% of people bought a computer.
2.) The solution to everything.
3.) My only friend.

1.) If it weren't for the internet, I would've never spent $700 on this laptop.
2.) Horny? Hook up to the internet for some porn.
Too lazy to do / don't understand your homework? Look up the answers on the internet.
Procrastinating? Go on Youtube.
3.) Usually, people go out to have fun on Fridays after work. But me? I go on the Internet.
/forever alone

Internet by foreveralonexoxo March 9, 2012

internet 

the what?

internet by VMC August 30, 2003